Thursday, July 16, 2009
Dear Amanda, by Steve Martin
DEAR AMANDA,
I think we have made the right decision. Thank you for your love these past five months. I want you to know that our time together will live inside me in a special place in my heart. It is best if we do not phone or write.
Love always,
JOEY
DEAR AMANDA,
I dialed you last night because the Lucy "pie" episode was on and I know you'd want to see it. Anyway, while I was leaving a message I accidentally punched in your message-retrieval code. Sorry about that. Who's Francisco? Just curious.
JOEY
DEAR AMANDA,
I realized that I still have your set of Japanese sake cups that I bought for you on our trip downtown and was wondering when might be a good time to drop them by. You can give me a call at the usual number, or maybe at the office before seven, but then try the car, or I'm usually home now by seven-forty-five. I would like to get these back to you, as I know you must be thinking about them. This will be my last letter.
Regards,
JOEY
DEAR AMANDA,
It was a lucky coincidence that my cat leaped on your speed-dial button last night, as it gave us a chance to talk again. Afterward, I was wondering what you meant when you said, "It's over, Joey. Get it into your head." So many interpretations. Oh, I found myself on your street last night and noticed a yellow Mustang that I don't remember ever seeing at your apartment complex. Does this belong to the mysterious Francisco I've heard rumors about? I left one of the sake cups at your front door; it happened to be in my car.
With respect,
JOEY
DEAR AMANDA,
This will be the last letter I write you. I hate to hurt you like this, but I'm seeing someone new. You'd like her. But please do not call Marisa at the Kings Kafe where she waitresses from noon to eight. Incidentally, I heard that Francisco had or is having a tax problem. Should I meet with him? I'm over it all now and would be glad to help. Also, a word of warning: Latins. One woman is never enough.
JOEY
P.S. Do you have my red Pentel pen? I really need it. Page me when you get this.
DEAR AMANDA,
Guess what. I got a weekend job washing windows at your apartment building! The guys in legal think I'm nuts, but it's something I've always enjoyed doing. Remember how I used to love to do the windshield even at the full-service pump? Just wanted to warn you, as I will probably be wearing your favorite outfit of mine: the tan pants, my blue Gap shirt, and my foam "Go Gators" hat. It's so easy to start things back up again, and I wouldn't want to think it was because of my newly acquired stomach ripples. By the way, there's someone named Francisco trying to pick up girls on the Internet. Hmm. I wonder.
J.
DEAR AMANDA,
This will be the last letter I write to you. I'm quite upset that you changed your phone without a forwarding number. There could be an emergency, and I'm still in possession of those fancy upholstered hangers of yours. Marisa questioned them the other day and it wasn't fun. They're probably too dear to you for me to throw them out, as we bought them together at the swap meet the day your mother raved about me, telling you I was "pleasant." Please come by and pick them up; they're seriously damaging my relationship. A good time would be any Wednesday after five but not after seven. Fridays all day except lunch, Monday is good, and the weekend, anytime. Also Tuesday.
JOEY
DEAR AMANDA,
Valentine's Day is tomorrow and I hope you don't mind my throwing this note through your window, as the post would be too slow. The rock it's tied to came from our desert trip! I'm wondering if you'd like to get together for a quick lunch on the fourteenth? I need to get my letters back from you, and could you bring this one, too? I'll meet you at Wavy Dave's, at our old table. I'll be bringing the hangers, and I also want you to have the small photo of me nude skydiving. I don't think I can handle all the sake cups but I could certainly bring a few. You can even bring Francisco if you want; maybe I could help him sort out his heavy urology bills. Can you let me know soon? I'm waiting outside on the lawn.
This will be the last letter I write to you.
Love you always,
JOEY
Friday, July 10, 2009
When I laughed during a very sad song.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
NYC!
Friday, June 19, 2009
Pickled Peppers
You will need:
- 2 1/2 cups cider vinegar
- 1 1/4 cups sugar
- 5 half-pint canning jars, lids, rings
- Sweet banana peppers, cleaned and sliced into rings (roughly 2.5 larger banana peppers per jar).
- Tongs and other utensils
Sterilize jars and lids in boiling water for 10 minutes. Place pepper rings in bowl and pour boiling water over them; cover them and set aside for 10 minutes. Drain hot water from peppers. Transfer pepper rings to cool bowl; pour ice water over them and set aside for 10 minutes. Combine vinegar and sugar, boil for 2-3 minutes, stirring a lot. Drain pepper rings and put them in jars. Pour vinegar-sugar mix into each jar, leaving 1/2 inch head space. Place lids on jars and tighten down. Boil jars in water bath for 10 minutes. Remove jars and allow to cool - lids will "POP!" and they're pickled!
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, he picked roughly 8 quarts (16 pints) of pickled peppers, I think. This recipe makes around 2.5 pints.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Reading, Walking, Arithmetic
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
Roses Are Red....and pink, and orange, and yellow, and purple, and white.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Garden Update 1
Last evening's harvest. There was a sweet banana pepper that was about 5 inches long that would've made this picture SO MUCH COOLER, but mom and I had already eaten it in the garden.
Strawberries! Last time I had some ripening on this bush, some garden varmint stole them from me! I better figure out how to safe guard these sweet babies from theft! (When you only have one strawberry plant, every berry counts!)
Passionflower vine (A.K.A., "Maypop") is growing! We added this trellis last night, so hopefully it will climb, climb, climb, and then BLOOM!
This sunflower sprouted from birdseed. It's finally blooming!
Here's Mr. Don Juan. He smells the best.